Undertable

Upon viewing the website, Under the table, as the title suggests, or right beneath our noses, there’s a whole world of low-key liaisons happening. If you want to enter it, this website might be the key you’ve been looking for.

What exactly do they mean when they refer to themselves as Asia’s #1 Adult Community on Undertable.co? The website is a thriving message board for swingers in the Asian continent. The website has been around for a while and currently receives approximately 150,000 visitors per month.

Somewhere in Asia, underneath the table.
The swingers in Singapore, Indonesia, the Philippines, and Thailand are the target audience for Undertable. They used to have subforums for the Malaysian scene as well, but the link now directs you to SwingThat, a sister website.

Despite this, it appears that the Singapore section of the website, which is divided into 11 different subforums, is where most of the action is taking place. There have already been close to 50,000 posts, even on the Women Seeking Men board alone. The majority of the sub-boards are divided into traditional categories found in classified ads, such as Couples Seeking Couples, Men Seeking Women and Couples, and Transgenders/Crossdressers Seeking. There is also a sub for general chats, hotwife, kinks, and confessions, and a hopping board of original content in the SG Members Media Showcase.

However, there is a glaring underrepresentation of other nations. It’s not sure if that is a reflection of the hotwife/swinger scenes in those nations or simply the success of Undertable . co. there. Swingers Seeking and a Media Showcase are the two sub-boards that make up each of the Undertable communities for Indonesia and the Philippines. Even the Media Showcase is not available to Thailand.

They complete the message board with an Introduce Yourself board under Kinks, Fetishes, and Lifestyles as well as a Trade Hub where users can try to sell each other vibrators, photography, pure honey, and used lingerie.

Swinger Porn aplenty and naked Asians.
Most of Undertable.com can be viewed without logging in or even registering for an account. Nevertheless, if you’re just lurking, you’ll miss some of the best content. Before you create an account, the media galleries  mentioned are just a series of fuzzily aligned pixels. Profile are supposed to be reviewed and verified shortly after submitting the forms, but you’ll not be able to start viewing the pictures right away.

Before they verify your account, as soon as you sign up, you’ll also receive  an offer to upgrade to a lifetime VIP membership for $128 SGD.

However, whatever. You’ll be thrilled to know you can access all of the free amateur porn that was posted on the Undertable.co forums. All sub-boards, not just those for media showcases, contain dirty pictures. If you start by looking at the Singaporean Women Seeking Men board, where at least half the posts feature a topless babe, a pussy close-up, or a full-on sex photo you can see the other photos, which include lingerie images, photos of women in bikinis, and photos of tight dresses, are cleaner but still give away what these swingers are after.

Indeed, the SG Media Showcase is superior. You won’t be able to filter by sexual orientation, so you’ll see a lot of pictures of dudes.   The Secret Life, a fantastic thread, featured upskirt images, handjobs, creampies, and some amazing MMMF orgy images.

You can occasionally noticed a blurry thumbnail, as if you hadn’t signed in to Undertable yet. As you navigate through the threads, you’ll be able to met with larger, blurrier images, each of which was accompanied by a message stating that the user had limited access to the image to Premium members. You would see an UPGRADE TO VIP button that would take you to a broken page.

Simply the size and fervor of its userbase are one of Undertable’s greatest assets. There is a genuinely vibrant online community of swingers in Asia, and they post nonstop. Thousands of dirty photos have been posted in many of the site’s message boards’ hundreds of thousands of posts to date.

Your name or username, email, and IP addresses are the only personally identifiable information they collect, and they have a fairly standard privacy policy.

The Kinks, Fetishes, and Lifestyles header contains a forum for new user introductions for some reason. Every day, new members are introducing themselves, as you can see if you take a look. The user base is actually expanding much more quickly than that because, let’s be honest, how often do you post on the Introduction board when you register for any forum, adult or otherwise? If it’s not required, the majority of you aren’t doing it.

While you’re at it, strike up a conversation.
Have no fear if you find the forums to be too slow-moving; Undertable also has a live Chat feature that is positively bursting at the seams with users. Hundreds of users have green .s next to their names, indicating that they are currently online. A lot of Hellos and How-You-Doings are being exchanged today, but there isn’t a lot of sex.

It’s interesting that you’ll have  to open Undertable.co in a different browser to access the live chat. You will not be officially allowed to join the chat because your account hasn’t been verified yet. The amusing thing is that even when you are not logged in, you can still access it using another browser.

The strange premium setup is the biggest problem encountered on the website. They will plead you to purchase a premium account as you browse the website, but the link goes nowhere. When they finally approve your account, you might be able to access it. Even though my profile photo met their requirements, they ultimately rejected it.

You’ll be pleasantly surprised by how much more Undertable.co has to offer for an Asian swinger website. One of the biggest draws right away will be the fact that they are one of the few sites of this kind serving these countries. And even if you don’t live in Asia or don’t intend to swing, it’s worth a look because the users post so much amateur porn.