What on earth is a Shag?
The landing page does absolutely nothing to entice you to the site. Over a few models, two buttons—one that says “Join Now” and the other that says “Log In”—are superimposed. That’s pretty much it, though if you scroll down, you’ll see an FAQ and some excellent reviews.
Men and women of all ages (well, from 19 to 57) are praising the website on the Shag . co . uk Reviews page, which is a marketer’s dream lineup. It has made flirting much simpler, made it simpler to meet people who share your interests, and yes, it has helped get people laid. That is, if you believe Rosie, 55, from Dover, or Jeff, 41, both from Bristol. Call me cynical, but every website, company, and upscale prostitute only promotes their 5-star reviews. They removed that review if Sally had been 419-scammed by a Nigerian prince.
The FAQ primarily addresses technical problems like password forgetting and photo uploading. The simple advice you see on any dating site to be interesting and take good photos is given, but that’s common sense, right? You’ve got to be the biggest dipshit if you’re uploading drunk-face selfies and describing yourself with anime metaphors
Quick and Simple Registration to Meet Women.
Although they don’t do much to entice you to join up up front, the site’s statistics indicate that there is some good shit inside.
It’s a fairly typical setup for a dating site profile. They start by asking for your location, orientation, and sex. In case you’re a fucking retard and didn’t realize it from the name, this is a UK dating site with listings all over dear old Blighty. There are about a dozen options, though London is already set by default. Find a new babe in Scotland, meet a hot slut in Yorkshire and The Humber, or find some NSA tail in Northern Ireland.
Like any dating website, Shag requires an email address for registration. They’ll suggest a password for you, and weirdly, a nickname. . You’ve only got 14 letters
You’ll receive a message after signing up and logging in stating that they would make my profile as visible as possible once it was finished. You’ll also get a few private messages immediately. One comes from Shag Support and expresses their hope that you’ll will find what you are looking for. The other two seem to be extremely thirsty women eager to hook up with a local stranger who hasn’t even completed their profile or uploaded a single photo.
Find the Girlfriend, Wife, or NSA Whore of Your Dreams.
One of the things Shag has going for it is a pretty slick Advanced Search page. If you’re in a hurry, the Quick Search feature lets you pull up all the local babes by age and filter out anyone without a photo if you’d prefer. It’s really worth digging into all the options, though.
Choose your ideal hookup’s eye and hair color, their height, and weight, as well as their body type. They’ve got a bunch of marital statuses to choose from, too, in case you prefer getting it on with married broads. If you want my advice, stick to happily married chicks because they’re just looking for a fun time on the side. A woman who bitches about her husband is looking to lure you in for the long haul.
Here’s where it gets fun. The Open To field helps you dial in exactly the type of action you’re looking for. Some chicks on Shag are looking for affairs, others are looking for relationships. Some just want one-night stands and others want to travel the fucking world with you.
It’s nice how little the Preferences field leaves to the imagination. They could get kinkier about fetish-friendliness, but they also list more activities than what you see on other dating sites. Check off a box for cybersex, BDSM, threesomes or “body parts”. The Live Dating checkbox will appeal to those who were worried Shag . co . uk was aiming for an entirely necrophiliac demographic.
Where the Hot Bitches At?
As far as dating sites go, Shag doesn’t have the biggest userbase. That advanced search is fantastic and all, but it kind of goes to waste when there aren’t very many babes.
The good news is you won’t find a ton of obvious bots when browsing the listings. Here’s a trick: in Chrome, right-click a photo and do a Reverse Image Search. If she’s a bot, there’s a decent chance you’ll find the photo in a gallery of random, unsourced hot chicks. It’s not a foolproof method and can still be faked, but it’s useful as hell.
It doesn’t cost anything to browse the profiles at Shag . co . uk, but take a look around before you upgrade to a paid account. Depending on where you’re located, those deep search functions might help you find the girl of your dreams. If they don’t list many babes in your region, you’re better off trying one of the other dating sites from my list. She’s curious and dominant, prefers exhibitionism, role-playing, and group sex, and is open to an affair, hanging out, or one-night stands. She doesn’t have a photo up, though, and the other chick does.