ImLive

In this day and age of the internet, we have access to pictures and videos of every sick fuck-minded fetish and nastiness we could ever want. This also applies to eels on women’s behinds. Real human interaction is one thing, however, that people are losing out on in today’s society. We have ImLive . com because, well, fuck that shit, who the hell has the time to get dressed and actually go out into the real world for that shit.

With thousands of webcam models available, ImLive is a living legend among camwhore websites. You don’t have to leave your bedroom or change your diaper to talk to them, ask them to do shit, give them money, or do any other kind of depraved shit.

This website has been around for more than 15 years, and while your wife will start to look old after a month of spending time with her, it is the gift that keeps on giving (fresh pussy). Since its launch in 2002, it had amassed 10 million members by 2007, and as of right now, the goddamn website has enough users to establish its own nation. The models also have private 1-on-1 rooms, so you won’t have to worry about how many other dicks are being jackhammered to the same show as you as you leave.

a shaved pussy is cleaner.
No fucking nonsense. The absence of fucking retarded ass bullshit is the best feature of this website. There are no obnoxious ads or upselling  shit . It simply has many cameras and a strong customer support system. The website conveniently groups its shit into categories. We have all the essentials you need to jerk off to in a nice tidy layout, including “Shy Girls Alone,” “Fetish and BDSM,” “Shemales Alone,” couples, and many other things.

The layout of the website is fairly conventional and up to date, as are those of other websites. The default setting is “List view,” which shows you a picture of the whore and a brief description that you could care less about. Though it’s possible they have a surprise dick or something, you should read carefully. Just kidding, the search also has a filter to choose whether you want to see girls only, guys only, both, chicks with big hairy cocks, or some freaky tranny shit.

There are numerous ways to browse. Aside from List view, you can also browse using the gallery option, which displays the chicks all nicely laid out in portraits, or the tile option, which is just a fucking clusterfuck of faces so you can click on the one you want to see get jizzed on the most. You can concentrate on the task at hand, which is finding a badass bitch, because everything is, once more, incredibly simple and intuitive.

A model’s video room, which includes the standard webcam video, chatbox, and buttons to send her money and shit, is sent to you when you click on her. The design for mobile devices is also fucking ace. Even cleaner than the desktop layout, so no worries if you want to jack the fuck off to your phone while your wife sleeps next to you (guilty!) Just keep in mind to turn the sound off, you fucking idiot.

Too many b****s.
You have sixty fucking million fucking horny users on this shit, you think money-hungry gold-digging whores won’t come looking for some handouts? You have white bitches, black bitches, Asian bitches, bitches with big toes, bitches with big ass dicks bigger than yours, couples trying to shame your baby pecker, and all kinds of sick fucking shit. And yes, private shows ARE available if you want to feel “special” because your father didn’t pay enough attention to you when you were growing up like these bitches’ fathers did to them.

On this shit, there are also pornstars. This platform has featured Tori Black, Lexi Belle, and other well-known fuckfaces in prominent positions. You’re right, this is some high-class shit, asshole.

They also have shit for you if you’re gay. All the goddamn time, Trannies, Guy on Guy, Guy Alone, Guy on Guy, and Trans couples are on this shit. They also have a “Friends” section if you are a REAL fucking flaming faggot who is beyond saving. That’s right, my two-inch pecker friend, you can pay these sluts to act like your little girlfriend so you can hold hands online and kiss her cheek pressed up against the computer screen. You pathetic piece of sh*t, write a poem. The rest of us will be watching in the background as the big-titted freak in the room next to us gets dilated on a horse.

Im Live has tons of unique features to keep things fresh. First of all, it has a video archive so you can go find the video footage if you missed your favorite slut cum all over the camera. In case you’re feeling festive as you jerk off, it also has contests and special events. Porn celebrities have a dedicated section with shows that are scheduled.

In a buffet-like setting (What I Like).
Selection. This shit has more options than a Hometown Buffet.    Additionally, the design is fucking clean and simple. They must have a good team because the website always loads quickly and the streams are more pristine than a bleached taint. You can see why this website has received many accolades over the course of its fifteen-year existence. Everything just works because both the website team and the models are skilled at what they do.

The drawbacks.
It’s fucking expensive. There should be more freebies for new visitors, or at the very least some sample videos or some shit.  The camera quality is also pretty lousy. In today’s day and age, I would expect there to be 4K options, virtual reality, all that shit! But while there are some HD options, the actual video quality is not the best. However, the videos stream very quickly, so it’s possible that they decided to prioritize user experience over being able to count their pussy hairs. In addition, there are way too many fucking fat bitches there. I’m not trying to jack off to fat folds, Moby Bitch! Just kidding, most of the bitches are hot, though you can find some land whales if that’s your thing (you sick fuck).

 some advice.
The 1 Cam site swims in cash for a reason. Would be good more preview and free options. By giving away some old sample videos of their top models rubbing their clits with toothbrushes, for instance, they could promote their top models. That might encourage me to give these scumbags a little more money. There should be some channels for 4K, Virtual Reality, 360-degree exploration inside a bitch’s pussy, and all that shit. They risk losing my dick to a better opponent if they don’t do that shit.

Conclusion.
ImLive is a pretty good piece of shit all around. They were able to develop a devoted fan base of hungry cocks as one of the pioneers of the online cam industry, and they continue to attract new groups of gold-digging whores to keep the site profitable.  There must be money-giving cocks for there to be fresh whores. But fresh whores are necessary before there can be money-giving cocks.

The Circle of Life is the name for this.

The millions of guys like you and me looking for something new to jerk off to on ImLive have literally thousands of whores all vying for a piece of the action. With a personal touch, jerking off. It’s a never-ending journey that lasts your entire life, Lord knows.