Trike Patrol

It’s fun to be a tourist occasionally. Get ready for Filipina porn at TrikePatrol.

It’s possible that you assumed incorrectly that TrikePatrol . com was a website about trikes in Portland that hipsters ride in style, but that’s not the case. Exotic little Asian sluts pull stunts and ride Western sex tourists are the subject of this movie. Who doesn’t enjoy watching a ripe Pinay get her throat fucked? The website has been around since 2006 and receives a few thousand hits each day.

Everyone is Given a Ride!
The picture at the top of the landing page features a smiling whore riding one of those aforementioned trikes. She has a lovely face and nice dick-sucking lips. Additionally, the Trike Patrol’s boastful self-description is superimposed over her face: they are the “infamous band of horny foreign tourists in the Philippines known for picking up girls and fucking their brains out on camera. “.

Yes, it does sound like the same fundamental setup as any high-end reality porn setup, but there are some slight differences. When you’ve seen the Reality Kings girls perform anal dozens of times before, they frequently act as though it’s their first time on camera. More firmly belonging to the amateur category are the babes at Trike Patrol.

We find ourselves in unfamiliar territory once more because the word “amateur” has many meanings. Many of these gorgeous Filipina girls are professionals in the sense that they are constantly entertaining tourists with their talents, provided their visitors have enough pesos in their pockets. They may not be frequent subjects of cameras, but goddamn, they know how to fuck.

The result is outrageous porn that goes even further than standard fare in crossing the amateur-professional smut line. They may not have known they would be performing porn that day, but good goddamn, those girls are good at it!

The free video preview portrays Filipinas riding those motorized trikes on actual Philippine streets before stripping off in close-by hotel rooms. Again, it’s a reality porn setup with more reality; the cameraman actually met them for the first time, and yes, there’s a good chance this is her first on-screen creampie.

Cheaper than a Sex Vacation in a Third World Country.
A few minutes after introductions, the landing page gave me the urge for a large bowl of pancit, some lumpia, and a Pinay teen grinding her twat in my face.

Of course, not everyone can afford to pay a few bucks and take a week off work to have a Filipina squirt all over their dick. TrikePatrol enables you to watch the sexual antics of the Trike Patrol from the comfort of your home or office cubicle for a very small fraction of the price.

The most affordable option is to sign up for a year-long membership, which costs about $10 per month. The majority of you will choose the monthly rate of thirty bones, or about one dollar per day.

TrikePatrol has been online for 14 years, so underneath their frequent updates of unique amateur Asian fuck flicks, there’s a hell of an archive. More than 400 updates total, including Pinay teens, MILFs, and everyone in between, can be found in the complete collection. They’re all getting into some seriously filthy shit.

Asian amateurs acting crudely.
Some of the sexiest amateurs in the world can be found on TrikePatrol among the Asians. What else is unprofessional? this website, that’s what.

The layout is surprisingly dated, and  sure that has something to do with how old the site is. They appear to have gone without a significant upgrade for at least ten years. The member’s page doesn’t have the same slick, extravagant appearance as most premium websites.

But that doesn’t mean the porn is bad. Hopefully TrikePatrol has focused all of its efforts on creating new pornographic films rather than updating the site’s Cascading Style Sheets and logo. That’s supported by thumbnails of women having sex flings and getting down and dirty.

Even the movie titles themselves are quite depraved. Asian Pussy Squirt is the name of the most recent 45-minute update, and a Pregnant Asian Fuck was the one before that. There are Filipina Deepthroats, Pinay Orgies, Expert Blowjobs, and Cum-Covered Asians.

Each thumbnail has a space for the movie’s length. Even though the girls are inexperienced, the films avoid the typical DIY flaws of bad movies. It appears that a new Pinay fuck movie here has a runtime of around 45 minutes, with many clocking in at over an hour. They have endurance, these girls!

In HD, Pinay Teens Get Boned.
My attention was drawn to the gorgeous Pinay woman Aubree’s thumbnail. She has tattoos, piercings, a pretty face, and an absolutely stunning body.

Naturally, the video page still uses that dated design. Although the built-in video player has resolution controls, it lacks more sophisticated options like time-stamped sex acts or adjustable playback speed.

They describe how they met this girl and brought her back to the studio in a long blurb that appears below the video player.

Downloads are a dying perk on many pay websites these days, but TrikePatrol still offers them with the basic membership fee. Up to 1080p video quality is available, but   they’ll soon upgrade to 4K since most paid websites are beginning to do so.

According to the brief interview conducted before the fucking, Aubree Ice is an 18-year-old Filipina waitress. What seems to be a flawless American accent surprises me a little.

You have to put up with it because it’s a flaw in amateur porn.

The Filipina porno films produced by TrikePatrol . com are a textbook case of amateur Asian smut done right. In an expanding list of high-end films, they are able to recruit some of the most attractive and sexually gifted amateurs to give it their all. There are some free video samples available on the landing page, and if you’re into Pinay sluts,   give them a quick fap-test.