HQporner Anal

HQporner isn’t the biggest or most popular free porn tube on the ‘net, but it’s up there. They’ve been serving up no-cost sex movies since 2013, and currently, pull nearly 40 million horny viewers a month for a show and a wank. They’ve got dozens of different categories on their menu of sexual depravity, but today I’m going to focus on their Anal section. Check out my other write-up of the site for a more general overview.

Does the Butt Stuff It Says on the Tin

The biggest text on HQporner’s Anal page is at the top of the screen and spells it all out in simple, bold letters: ANAL PORN HD VIDEOS. 3626 HIGH DEFINITION VIDEOS ARE AVAILABLE FOR YOU. Just for me? You shouldn’t have.

Most of the thumbnails on the page show anal penetration of some kind, whether that brown hole’s got a couple of fingers, a toy, or a massive cock in it. If there’s no explicit butt stuff on the front image, there’s usually some in the moving preview you get when you hover your mouse over.

There are a lot of full scenes here. HQporner doesn’t look like it’s clogged with 2-minute sample clips from premium sites trying to lure you in for a membership. We’re here to beat off for free, remember? The shortest scene on the front page, a stewardess being hammered up the butt, clocks in at nearly 20 minutes.

The thumbnails look pretty fucking crisp, they weren’t bullshitting about the whole high-definition porn video thing.

One Up the Bum, No Harm Done

The thumbnail features a POV shot of a hot redhead turning around to look at the cameraman, who has his dick stuffed up her twat. Even though the babe is small, the monster ain’t big enough for her; there’s another cock jammed in her asshole.

The hover-over preview features stripteasing, cocksucking and ass-eating, double penetration, and tons of anal sex.

A message saying “Loading May Take Some Time” appeared across the video player.

“AdBlock detected. Only low-quality videos will be available.”

Fuck you, HQporner.

There’s a lot of overlap between them and the guys who butt-fuck craigslist trannies without using a rubber. To each his own, right? Let’s take a look at what kind of risk/reward we’re talking about here.

One Up the Recum, Doesn’t Affect ‘Em

Click  OK, agreeing that HQporner would show   lower quality Anal videos because you don’t want spam. It wasn’t really okay, but whatever.

The good news is that it’s a 45-minute scene that lives up to video tags such as Deepthroat, Orgasm, Redhead, Squirt, Teen, and plenty of Anal.

The eager nympho begs and screams for it as she gets her tight little holes stretched out. She hops off the dicks and demands to lick a taste of her asshole off the shaft. They pass the tiny whore back and forth like a toy, pounding that asshole and cunt. It’s truly a fantastic piece of anal pornography.

The bad news is the video quality is just okay.  1080p is listed as one of the tags, along with Small Tits and Threesome, but  can’t watch in that definition.

It’s disappointing, but not that surprising. Free porn sites have to make money somehow.

The video quality is good enough that you’re not going to have any problem getting off. It’s bad enough, though, that it would be a deal-breaker if the porn wasn’t as good as it is. B

Stretching the Starfish in High-Def

Going back to the front page of HQporner’s Anal aisle, turned off my ad-blocker, and refreshed the page. Nothing hit me immediately, so I clicked a Latina anal clip that caught my eye earlier.

This time  got a pop-under for sex cams as they transported me to the video page. No big deal.   closed it and fully expected another one as  the Play button on this girl’s thick it’s hit, round booty.

Nope. The 45-minute BangBros movie started with minimal buffering and no spam. Skipping ahead to the asshole-licking portion of the film was smooth and painless as well.

And the crispness. Good god, the perverts at HQporner really do deliver on that High Quality in their name. Every sticky drop of cum on every ripple of this girl’s asshole is visible in up to 1080p.

The quality of the Anal movies on tap at HQporner is high enough that most perverts will be willing to brave some spam for a visit. Speaking of out in the open for the taking, that’s how you’ll find the top pornstar buttholes in this section of the site.